Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021
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Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
Get the Boris the Cat mug.A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
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Boris What is your name?
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
by Ceciline November 21, 2021
Get the Boris mug.Du wirst nicht bereuen Boris kennenzulernen. Boris ist eine hübsche, freundliche und talentierte Person. Sehr viele Unterschätzen ihn aber er kann viel mehr und er versucht es irgendwann jedem zu zeigen und alle werden baff. Du kannst Boris vertrauen und er hilft dir. Er ist aber auch meistens die Person die selber Hilfe braucht. Irgendwann wird er von Depressionen entfallen, aber diese Depressionen helfen ihn. Den er kann sie selber besiegen. Boris fängt an Selbstbewusstsein zu entwickeln und wird später ein junger berühmter Mann oder Junge in der Öffentlichkeit.
by Emiliaaaaaalol November 27, 2021
Get the Boris mug.A man that is very short and has a tiny genitalia. He is also very aggressive (commonly referred to as short man syndrome)
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