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Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
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Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
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Wesleys

cigarette snipes you pick up off the ground to smoke.
Yo, brah you got any Wesleys? Nah, your lucky day, I got a whole bogey for you!
by GodFellas June 13, 2024
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Wesley Bell

Corrupt DINO (democrat in name only) who took millions of dollars from the pro-israel (pro-genocide) lobby to primary Cori Bush, who actually supports peace in the Middle East. Of course, with Cori Bush being an ACTUAL democrat, Wesley Bell's campaign is mostly funded by right-wing billionaires and republican MAGA types.
Wesley Bell is so corrupt, I'll be telling everyone I know to vote Cori Bush for congress! Ceasefire now!
by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024
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Wesley pipes

He likes to paint
He is like Wesley pipes Tonight
by Dadaqtho April 30, 2025
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Wesley Basham

Wesley is the crazy brother you will ever meat he is funny strong sometimes nice but he l;Ike's to beat up his sisters he is stubborn but a good brother sometimes he can get on nerves and be rude but I promise you once you meet him you deal with it so long Wesley Basham.
Wesley Basham a good friend and brother.
by Sunflower4life! June 14, 2025
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Wesley

He is the best person in the world and he’s sexy! Very funny but mature at the right times . Super fun to be around and good at almost everything
Wesley is a very smexy guy
by I only right facts123 November 22, 2021
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