Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.

Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis

by ballmama January 10, 2022

Theo o’reily

A person the dosses all the time and ruins peoples work.

Theo o’reily ruined up my work

by Jamie chef January 12, 2022

theo

the sexiest man alive.

person 1: hey whats that guys name?

person 2: oh his name is theo
person 1: that totally makes sense cause hes so cool and amazing!!!

by weinersucker42069 December 6, 2021

Theo

this is what you call a person who has an unhealthy obsession with milfs with huge milkers

"you like dilfs?..you must be a theo."

by mommyyyyyyymomywowow December 29, 2021

Theo

Theo is a Fortnite god who plays 14 hours a day and gets 10 bombs against level 2's and bots. And you're 4 years old. In summary, it's the fortnite kid who sits at the nut-free table who no one wants to talk to but knows.

Ur cracked at fortnite, kinda like a theo. "Ew"

by Quitavious Leshawnty May 18, 2022

Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.

Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022

Theo

Theo is known to be gayer than the old men who work for the church who touch little boys after Sunday School, AKA priest, also about the same as the Greeks who would have orgies for 17 days long with only little boys thank you named Theo, Theodore, Theophilus, little theo.

Isn't little theo cute with his bloody asshole.

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022