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El que te focka

El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers
Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you
by TocZyx December 11, 2018
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Te Ngahuru

A strong, Brave, tough man, Yet once you get to know him you will start to laugh and have a great time. He is very into Māori Spiritual World and is a big strong Māori Warrior, Te Ngahuru is very Kind and polite towards other people but one thing that holds him down is Anger. But other than that Te Ngahuru is an awesome powerful person
Te Ngahuru comes running though the doors, Oh My Gosh Hes so kind and polite
by Te Ngahuru November 1, 2018
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te amor

Is the best human you ever will meet. She is gorgeous. Slaying the day. Get styled. So funny. Get smile. And is always there for you.
by Te Amor T November 10, 2018
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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
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Te pasaste

It can be used in two ways: good or bad. This phrase is used when you do something really good or something really bad.
"Mamá, choqué el auto"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"

"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"
by Jorge González July 19, 2018
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te he raw

When someone says something true and funny
Tim: you look like a panda
Sarah: I know right te he raw
by Maddy dyke January 19, 2019
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Te-may

Te-may is a amazing, loving and caring human bean. She is always there for others and never sneezes, even though Te-May is a the best person probably ever she can hate a lot of people because they are usually in the wrong. That’s it Te-may is the best
Oh yeah have you heard that girl Te-may she’s cool
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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