Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by anonymous March 14, 2022

over-swearing

over-swearing si when a person swears too much in their sentences for no absolute reason at all even though sometimes the sentence sometimes make sense

why are you over-swearing, you don't need a swear every 2 words for your sentences

by No_Idea_for_A_Good_Name February 21, 2022

Swear

Something stupid people start to say when they're too stupid to think of any valid words during an argument.

Swearing is often used to express anger or just to intimidate the opponent. However, this is just because the user has nothing better to say.

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021

NO SWEARING

A sentence for swear word haters when someone said a bad word.

someone: *says a swear word*
swear word haters: NO SWEARING

by Ghrna Kharaab Shabd November 30, 2024

swear to bob

Swearing to bob instead of God

kameryn: bro swear that ur not lying
You: swear to bob I'm not lying bruh

by buckfutter93 July 25, 2025

Hidden swear words

Words with swear words in them/hidden in them.

Assassin has a Hidden swear words in and it’s ass.

by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025