Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

tongue surfer

Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.

Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!

by The_Swampfox May 27, 2023

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

subway surfers

a great game

hey random kid im playing subway surfers

by wdugudxgiwdxgf May 7, 2023

Surfer eboy

A sexy man with black shorts his nails painted and a surf board his smokin hot absssssss sexyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn eboy surfer daddys

I fucked a hot surfer eboy

Me too

by Daniel Seaveys bae October 28, 2019

The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.

Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"

by Jesher23 November 14, 2021

surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound

surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨

by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021