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sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a Fantasy Football team that was created to try to instill fear into other teams in the league. Though like the team it pays homage to the Pittsburgh Steelers, they are just the laugh of the league. Also like the Pittsburgh Steelers, this team has perfected the art of Shitting the Bed.
Guy 1 "I named my team the sons of steel cause I'm tough"

Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"
by Eskimo-Brother May 29, 2016
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Spoon Of Steel

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."
by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021
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The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012
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mood of steel

When, for whatever reason, you're so angry that you only want to yell and listen to metal and the like.
Yesterday was bad enough to put me in the mood of steel. >:0
by Durbanpoison November 2, 2011
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Logan Steel

Person 1: Omg I hate him cause he has glasses
Person 2: He's such a Logan Steel
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
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LAUZ STEELE

who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.
" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018
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Kill Steel

A song title by the amazing sound cloud artist ZaxLLex. Has shit lyrics and a stolen beat.
Shoot you with my knife, nigga. - Lyric in Kill Steel
by bitch_ass_fagggg March 17, 2019
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