Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

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Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

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Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

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Scissor Pig

Fat Lesbian... Pertaining to/ of two or more lesbian woman, who are “over-weight”. The “scissor” portion of scissor pig refers to the sexual act of scissoring, often performed by lesbian woman. Pig is self explanatory.

My gym teacher was a damn scissor pig.

by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018

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Ankle Scissoring

The sex act that happens when two bottoms go home together

Friend one: How’d your date go?

Friend two: Bro, we were both bottoms and spent the night ankle scissoring

by TwatterFord September 23, 2018

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Ye-scissor

A tool to remove the foreskin from people of Jewish descent with anti-Semitic rhetoric created by the followers of the artist Ye, formerly known as "Kanye West".

Hey, did those ye-scissors get discontinued with the Yeezys?

by slickback_Catlin November 29, 2022

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