Swedish kink

When a person has a kink for swedish accents.

-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)

by Swedish fuck August 6, 2021

Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.

Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night

by Boyledstones November 29, 2011

swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

Swedish fence

Combination of someone "being on the fence" and remaining neutral during conflict. Some assembly may be required.

"That guy wrote a disclaimer for the actions of his friends so he wouldn't get in trouble."
"Yep, he built himself a mighty fine Swedish fence."

by Aenaphos January 29, 2019

Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.

Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.

by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019

Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

i gave my girl a swedish cream last night

by R-tech May 28, 2018