Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

by Victoriatree July 21, 2016

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020

Panama starfish

when a man is having doggy style sex with a women and flicks her butt hole till her hemorrhoids flare up then inserts his penis

man thought she wanted to go easy last night but she made me give her a Panama starfish

by dubyah19 August 20, 2020

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023