Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024

Ruben

A hot, cute guy that is very charming. Very fashionable and has a lot of friends. A smile so hot it makes girls fall in love. He's super cool and acts nonchalant when he's very playful with his homeboys.

Example: you're so Ruben!

by Dishita1807 June 29, 2025

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

Ruben Amorim

The Manager of Manchester United. It can also be said to express the state of being depressed.

Person: I'm kinda Ruben Amorim
Therapist: I don't get paid enough to deal with this .

by Carry on young one February 21, 2025

Ruben

Ruben is a tall attractive man and pulls all the sexy bitches. Has a 911 inch dick in his pants. His friends call him tripod or chikibae. He is a sassy man according to someone and has a dumbass friends named Jose that likes dick in his butt

Ruben dick to big

by Bick nick papa November 21, 2023

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023