Oregon Coast

A natural paradise. One of the most beautiful places in the world. It goes from Astoria of Clatsop County which borders Washington to Brookings of Curry County which borders California. There are lots of beaches, forests, lakes, rivers, and towns to visit.

Me: Man, I wish I could live on the Oregon Coast.

Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?

Me: Coos Bay or Newport.

Family Member: Those are nice places.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon Leafblower

when you bust on a girl’s stomach then fart on it and blow the sperm away like using a leafblower

“Dude I gave my girl a crazy Oregon leafblower last night”

by oregonleafblower69 October 16, 2025

Northwestern Oregon

The north coast and the Portland area of Oregon. It’s where half the state lives.

Northwestern Oregon is the best part of Oregon. I truly feel like a Pacific Northwesterner living there.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southwestern Oregon

The south coast and the Rogue Valley area. Medford is the largest town in this area.

I prefer the coast of Southwestern Oregon over the Rogue Valley. Coos Bay and Brookings are way better than Methford.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Northeastern Oregon

The best part of Eastern Oregon. It has Wallowa County, which is gorgeous.

I really want to visit Northeastern Oregon because of Wallowa County. That place looks incredible.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face

did she oregon spider man you last night?

by schmidley December 19, 2025