Neil the faggot

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY

NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK

by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020

Neil

A dumbass he not funny he’s not scared of ghost his a simp

Neil sucks butt

by Hiitzanabella April 19, 2020

A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

by stevenrama February 20, 2020

Neil Sedaka

Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.

Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.

Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.

I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.

by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020

Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.

Yo, Neil’s a bitch.

by Omammy October 22, 2020

Who's Neil

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know

Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH

by Yourebiggay October 24, 2020