When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
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I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
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Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
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