Irish Meatball

When you use a potato to dildo fuck a Pregnant woman. Sour cream comes with the deal.

My hair smells like potatoes. I Irish Meatballed your mother and unborn brother the other night.

by IRISHMEATBALLER69420 October 2, 2020

Irish-American

An American who clings to a false Irish hyphenated identity in an effort to dilute his/her annoying, ignorant American one. They are known as 'Plastic Paddies'. They have never set foot on Irish soil, don't know any Irish people and call Irish (i.e. Gaeilge) 'Gaelic' e.g. ''OMG speak some gaelic!''. They believe they are Irish because their grandfather's grandmother lived next to a woman whose postman was from Dublin. Incidentally, Dublin is the only Irish city they're aware of, unless they're one of the elite few who know of ''Galloway'' (i.e. Galway, pronounced Gawl-way) or Cob - H (i.e. Cobh, pronounced cove). A real Irish person is born in Ireland and grows up there and would never compromise their identity by adding 'American' onto the latter end of their title of nationality (even if s/he moved to the U.S. and lived there indefinitely). Unless you have an Irish passport, don't call yourself Irish...even if your fifth cousin's brother-in-law's dog lived in Kerry!

Irish-American: ''I'm Irish too!''

Real Irish person: ''Really? Where are you from?''

''New York''.

by CogsKB July 26, 2011

Irish nacho

Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.

If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!

by Coyoty December 24, 2008

Are you irish?

When you ask someone this question, you are asking them if they want to kiss you. If they say yes then its ok, but if they say no then dont even try. This is usually a phrase used between couples

James- Hey Emma, are you irish?
Emma- Yes
(they kiss)
2...James- Hey emma, are you irish?
Emma- No
James- DAMN IT!

by Irish Kid March 18, 2008

Irish Facial

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head

Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial

by jroxxx December 21, 2005

irish kiss

head to head contact, a great defensive or offensive tactic if you have a strong forehead, usually unexpected by the one taking the shot to the skull.

Sucka beetch! Get in my face and I'll lay a irish kiss on you!

by Yaoffs Hollason September 12, 2006

irish exit

More specifically, the irish exit refers to the departure from any event without telling any friends, associates or acquaintances that one is leaving. It is almost always the result of being very inebriated/intoxicated.

Man 1. Hey man, where'd you go last night? You just disappeared, did you take a girl home or something?

Man 2. Nah, I got drunk and pulled an irish exit. Uh... happy birthday by the way.

by moncho December 27, 2007