character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").

(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

stupid character

A person playing stupid for fame. The person does and says anything that gets a reaction out of people.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new guy streaming?
Persons 2 :Are you referring to the Trump supporter saying the earth is flat and that he enjoys fucking his stepsister?
Person 1: Yes

Persons 2: The guy is playing a stupid character for fame. Everything he says is bullshit.

by stupid character January 23, 2019

Horror Movie Character

Horror Movie Characters are retards who think it's a good idea to do things like go into a door that has screaming sounds coming from inside. They also do stupid shit like walking in forests alone at night.

"That retarded horror movie character went into that door."

by FunnyDefinitionsWasTaken March 5, 2023

recursive character expression

This is when someone is talking about some aspect of themselves, but the content of what they say is actually an expression of the aspect of themselves they are talking about.

Oden: Sometimes I think I'm paranoid, but then I realize that's ridiculous because that thought is probably just coming from the chip the government implanted in my ear when Loki knocked me unconscious at the bar yesterday.

Freya: Well if that isn't some recursive character expression!

by Birgeneau February 21, 2023

content of character

A slang word in Asian culture used to define how much foreign influence a person has, because stereotypically mingling with foreigners reflects bad character.

Sserafim will overtake Blackpink's market cap. They deserve it because of Blackpink's notorious content of character.

by OffensiveKpopFan October 24, 2023

Main character

THose people who act like a shonen jump main character

I hate John because he acts like a main character

by P H O N K G O D November 2, 2023

investigation of character

When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?

So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.

You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.

by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023