Hyper Sonic

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!

Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field

The superpower of one of the guys on the Doom Patrol.

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

Hyper

When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.

- Perché non Iper?

- ............
- Perché non è Hyper

by lamoodah January 8, 2022

Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

by anonymous January 14, 2022

hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color

Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself

by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022