Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.

I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.

by Oktobr September 6, 2013

Militant Anti Global Warming movement

A movement that seeks to overthrow all the governments of the world and then ban all burning off fossil fuels and/or seek to destory all fossil fuel burning sites and internal combustion engines.

Support the militant anti global warming movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019

Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people

That's Amanda, she's global

by lauratheexplora February 11, 2019

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.

Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you

by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023