Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Gobbled

When a women/female lies for the sake of her pride or save her from embarrassment

Do you like Andrew?
No
Dont worry she just Gobbled

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin

We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble

by juanmoretimeyess October 2, 2021

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.

“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”

by Guggilodall July 10, 2021