Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.

"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"

by SSoloo November 17, 2018

mood flakes

Snow showers that are more atmospheric than intrusive

The snow showers will be nothing more than some "mood flakes"

by deftone207 December 21, 2018

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019

gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.

Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!

by The___best! September 15, 2019