Skip to main content

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
mugGet the The council of butt tables mug.

Council of Cucks

A gathering of two or more cucks
The council of cucks is officially in session” is usually said when a group of cucks are together
by cisumct January 19, 2025
mugGet the Council of Cucks mug.

Sigma Council

The sigma council is the highest order of sigmas. A collection of three blokes who detest zetas. Our mission is to make sure those disgraces do not live among us any longer.
Person #1: “Did you hear about the new sigma council’s order? Apparently all zetas are banned now.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”
by LeaderOfSigmaCouncil July 4, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Council mug.

Shadow Council

An elite group of spaceship pilots who play hockey. Controlling the world from behind the scenes.
by doughboyhz July 11, 2024
mugGet the Shadow Council mug.

Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
mugGet the Council Of Balds mug.

council estate goth

A wannabe goth, who doesn't actually succeed at the "goth" look and ends up looking like a charity shop exploded onto them.
by Dlg11x August 17, 2024
mugGet the council estate goth mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email