Conserve School

A corporate retreat/convention center/executive spa/wedding venue masquerading as a semester long high-school nature camp in Wisconsin's northwoods.

The Central Steal and Liars execs are going up north to hang one on this weekend at Conserve School.

by Kazmar April 23, 2009

Conserve School

1. A hole in the Northwoods where teenagers go to learn about the environment, although that normally just means "walks" in the woods.
2. A place with no civil liberties.

Conserve School is the shiznit, y'all.

by anonymous February 9, 2005

Conserve School

A staff-controlled bureaucracy that silences those who object.

Don't work there! That store's a Conserve School!

by pretend that you dont know me December 26, 2006

conservative hoe

a hoe, that isn't a complete whore. like, she's only "s"ing one guy's d.

paige is a conservative hoe. like, she's only hooked up with one guy.

by paigelover7462934723 December 15, 2011

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

pseudo-conservative

Conserving the country but not its traditions, anti-foreign, conformist (antinonconformist) demanding relentlessly conformity, giving fake philosophies like air, light and hope, and fake ideologies like anti-Asonianism, and is pseudo-uncompromising, that is, by tolerating no compromises, half-measures or by not understanding defeat, they make up for it with the positive aspects of this political philosophy, by offering air, light and hope which is a fake metaphore, it's pro-intellectual in that the Christians are pseudo-conservative by only accepting conservatism if it's by serious intellectuals, but the rest of this political philosophy isn't conservative because it's different and therefore it's fake, they have fake conformist styles, fake philosophies and fake words.

conservative: I will teach religion into politics.
pseudo-conservative: that's not by a serious intellectual, your religion is crazy, only a cultural conservatism with air, light and hope is the real conservatism.
conservative: there's no such thing as air, light and hope, you're fake, you're making it up!

by badmouth December 31, 2018