Colton

he's a dipshit that looks like a toe nail but you love him because he sends you nudes of all the hottest girls he sucks in bed and lasts two seconds in bed and only has a millimetre peter but he's a legit guy and has your back when you need him

colton is a bitch

by hsbsbekisnenslew May 31, 2018

Colton

A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.

Colton, you are such a fucking Pomeranian.

by Animae5life_webkinz.comm June 9, 2018

Colton Hudson

Mega Trap

Have you heard of Colton Hudson? He is a trap, pretending to be a female, but he's actually a male

by coltonhudsonisatrap June 11, 2018

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

Anastasia + Colton

The most amazing couple you will ever meet, they will spend lots of time together and love eachother to bits.

Anastasia + Colton are a forever lasting couple :)

by AnalovesColton March 9, 2023

Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him

Colton holland is the best boyfriend ever!

by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023