character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").

(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

stupid character

A person playing stupid for fame. The person does and says anything that gets a reaction out of people.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new guy streaming?
Persons 2 :Are you referring to the Trump supporter saying the earth is flat and that he enjoys fucking his stepsister?
Person 1: Yes

Persons 2: The guy is playing a stupid character for fame. Everything he says is bullshit.

by stupid character January 23, 2019

Horror Movie Character

Horror Movie Characters are retards who think it's a good idea to do things like go into a door that has screaming sounds coming from inside. They also do stupid shit like walking in forests alone at night.

"That retarded horror movie character went into that door."

by FunnyDefinitionsWasTaken March 5, 2023

recursive character expression

This is when someone is talking about some aspect of themselves, but the content of what they say is actually an expression of the aspect of themselves they are talking about.

Oden: Sometimes I think I'm paranoid, but then I realize that's ridiculous because that thought is probably just coming from the chip the government implanted in my ear when Loki knocked me unconscious at the bar yesterday.

Freya: Well if that isn't some recursive character expression!

by Birgeneau February 21, 2023

main character syndrome

symptoms:
feeling main character energy
smirking and standing on random things and making a wannabe cool pose

person 1: standing on a random thing while posing a wannabe cool pose and smirking
person 2: you have main character syndrome

by seriousramennoodles January 10, 2024

Main character

Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇

Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character

Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)

Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters

by JDMF January 12, 2024

DS Character syndrome

When a character in a video game/movie/series has the proportions of a character made in a Nintendo DS game so it is built like a silverback gorilla. (i.e. having massive arms and torso and stumpy legs)

MF got DS character syndrome

by dangerous ketchup packet January 18, 2024