by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023
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Get the Colton mug.If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him
Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
by Skroof life November 26, 2021
Get the Colton mug.A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.
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by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019
Get the Colton mug.Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds
Colton is dum
by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019
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