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Laike Clark

Laike Clark: a fucking fan. The ultimate definition of a fan. To go into depth, He is a peasant.
Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?

girl 2: UHM who?

girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-
by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021
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clark cowen

Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.

Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)

Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)

Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.

If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.

Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.

Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”

Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”

Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
by randomlyfindsmoneybabe August 16, 2023
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Ronnie Clark

this guy is the biggest gang banger in the UK. got so many opps.
i saw a Ronnie Clark being arrested
by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 15, 2023
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Clark(e)

Friend: Clark(e) is so good in bed
Girlfriend: yeah ikr... WAIT DID YOU SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!
by Pilotweirdo January 8, 2020
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joseph clark

A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.
Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks
by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022
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Sadie Clark

Wears slylish (or as coach h would say, snazzy) round glasses and is SO MUCH FUN to hang out with. She will come to the village on the last day of school before gymnastics. Oh and also, she is a pro at gym. SADIE IS AMAZING!
I love Sadie!!! Sadie Clark is the best!
by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
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Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
by cappie2000 March 31, 2022
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