e-bonk

"E-Bonk", also just "bonk", refers to an electric bicycle.

I drove my e-bonk to work today.

by boinkbonk August 30, 2023

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.

He is bonking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024