Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying

Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds

by Shooopyy December 8, 2019

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

Old Spice

A crypto-faction originating from the United States of America that aims to spread the radical ideas of “Spicism” through any means necessary.

After infiltrating the highest echelons of the American government, Old Spice initiated a coup which ultimately granted it unlimited control over the country

by Old anew August 2, 2019

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

Old

A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.

Person 1 - blah, blah, blah, snapchat, Instagram, influencer, likes...
Person 2 - I’m glad I’m old.

by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019