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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
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DAVID

David is awesomestarlego he is very sus and loves cubes and BTS.
David here is a cube "oh yeah" David moaned.
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
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David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails
by Crispybola November 22, 2021
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David

David is an extremely complex individual. He’s multifaceted and deep. He’s pensive but hardly an introvert. He’s the total antithesis of quiet. Instead he’s opinionated and boisterous. But, don’t be fooled he’s very strategic with his delivery. He’ll never speak out of context and his charm/wit is alluring. He’s trustworthy and honest; he couldn’t lie even if he wanted to. He’s proud of what he’s accomplished, yet humble with no need to brag.
Name one person you’d call when you need advice. David, I’d call a David
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
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Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
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