my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022

Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.

Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates in a woman who passed out sun tanning.

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie

by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

Shot and creamed

to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.

“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”

by sssamoanfartknocker3000 October 17, 2022

barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Cream Team

LOOKIN TRINIDADIAN, JAPANESE ABD INDIAN. GOT MALAYSIAN GOT THAT YAKI THAT WAVY BRAZILIAN. THEN BEECHES THIRSTYY

When I fucked ya moms she said she was onna Cream Team

by burnt roti skin January 2, 2022

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022