take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.

Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.

by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!

Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!

RHM: "Let's go! we won the match, we're actually the best trio fr"
Nae Nae: "Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!
Ollie Mollie: ...ok buddy

by Ray H. M. November 21, 2023

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023