Mah night

Taking a deaf girl down the park to fuck

Hey Kelly, mah night was Marvellous

by Mah night December 29, 2021

Son of Night

Also known as Daughter of night

This is Joseph

I saw the son of Night In my Dreams

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

mexican night special

when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)

also slang for blowjob

brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

night water

Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.

Need to take some advil but all I got is night water chokes on dry advil.

by crittersredrocket April 11, 2022

night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

Five nights at freddys

a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person

Me: Ugh I died!

*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.

by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020