Chris

A complete piece of shit

Person 1: look at that guy pooping in the Macy’s display window

Person 2: yeah, still better than a Chris though

by Wylan Jeremy November 23, 2021

Chris

You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.

Chris rhymes with that “GUY”

by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021

chris hanley

Chris is a kind Italian guy, who likes to flex his pecks. He is caring and makes a great farther. But Chris lacks in common sense and logic. But makes up for this with his sense of humour.

Chris Hanley no common sense.

by Yorkshiregrumpy18 November 23, 2021

Chris

Just an Island Boy trying to get by. 🏝

Chris is an island boy

by Cdizzle8675309 November 23, 2021

Chris

huge cocked hunky piece of meat ( black )

Chris is black

by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021

Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.

is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)

by Kworp754 November 23, 2021

Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021