monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Monkey Kid

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020

monkey rinse

also know as a split washer or douce bag

women: i dont feel so fresh. honey can you bring me my monkey rinse?

by bdub097 September 9, 2020

twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020

Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

monkey asher

A monke who is NOT disabled

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!

by monke sam fan October 1, 2020