Cowboy Cookie

1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.

2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.

Did you try Mariah’s/ Mike’s Cowboy Cookie? Best strain yet.

by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026

Yea I love cookies

When someone is in the act of playing out of the norm, this term is used as a tension breaker to establish that a mistake has been made.

For instance, if we're on the game and I miss 4 out of 4 shots shooting 0/4, I would say, "Yea I love cookiesssss".

by arucker24 January 27, 2026

sparkle cookie

to not be like joe. one who has whimsy and joy in all their cookiness. truly a menarchal cookie.

"WOW! You are such a sparkle cookie with all of your whimsy."

by twelvii February 3, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026