The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWS mug.Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022
Get the Cum cookie mug.A guy or person who only goes for the vagina, the cookie. his only motivation is getting off. To an extreme it can mean a person who commits sexual assault or even a rapist.
by cakissecrets January 17, 2026
Get the Cookie Monster mug.1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.
2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.
2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.
by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026
Get the Cowboy Cookie mug.When someone is in the act of playing out of the norm, this term is used as a tension breaker to establish that a mistake has been made.
For instance, if we're on the game and I miss 4 out of 4 shots shooting 0/4, I would say, "Yea I love cookiesssss".
by arucker24 January 27, 2026
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