Ryan

A short white boy that fantasizes about Thor.

Teacher: Ryan what’s the answer?
Random kid: he’s fantasizing about Thor.

Teacher: not again.

by Huge jass September 11, 2020

Ryan

A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.

person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan

by PetraCumtoes September 13, 2020

ryan ma

when a person does something extremely braindead over and over, usually to annoy someone

bro, hes such a ryan ma!

by DrChemo September 16, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is the most clever person you will meet in your life. Ryan is very competitive, when it comes to a contest. He will try his hardest to impress people. He is stubborn, angered easily, cute and kind. He keeps everything bottled up, but when he explodes don't get in his way. Ryan is extremely resourceful and has a lot perseverance, so if he fails at something he just takes another shot until he succeeds. He's not a fan of small children, yet they seem to adore him.

' look at that boy winning."
'He must be a Ryan, their so good at everything they try.'

by Dinner Dude September 22, 2020

Ryan

a gem

"Hey Sean, you know that Ryan chick?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"She is a gem."

by scaredmal September 26, 2020

Ryan

A tall athletic basketball player that also plays video games but is underrated. A person that is dead inside but acts like he is fine. Tries to be positive and helps friends that’s in need but never receives help that is he needs. Never trusts anyone with his secrets because he feels uncomfortable sharing his information with others.

Ryan acts like life is amazing but is dying inside.

by Urbandictionaryryan September 28, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is the kind of guy who makes sure everyone else is up even if it means he is in the bottom of a dumpster. He is one of the few people who will always care for some and hate others. He is willing to lay down his life for anyone if it means that they live. He has a dark, cold, heart but the one thing that warms it slightly is seeing people smile from his jokes. No one knows his true self except for the few friends (if any) he has. The one guy you can tell anything to and will never betray you. He is the shoulder to cry on and cant be shaken by anything except someone asking about his feelings. He keeps everything inside but when it comes out stay out of his path. He has dark brown eyes, dark brown hair, and rarely ever smiles. He is extremely psychotic but nonetheless he cares

Ryans one of the most caring and strange people I know.

by Mildpsycho September 28, 2020