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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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out his top

That nigga out his top if he think I'm scared !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023
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Top Rope

Devastation of your female or male opponent by slamming forceful entry from up above. Usually done from the top turn buckle.
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My room mate Mike was completely demolishing his prey last night with the TOP ROPE strategy.
by hutchparts919 November 21, 2023
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top floor boss

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss
by ser6phina November 21, 2023
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Tippy Top

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

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Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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