Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Top darts

Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.

“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”

“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”

by Davofromthelocal June 5, 2018

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect

Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023

Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys

-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"

by Jayc28 February 25, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023