Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Shooter Pants

The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club

Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.

by Bob Danish December 9, 2021

fussy pants

An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.

Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!

by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021

Hangi pants

A person who likes to get friendly and acquainted with many. Probably should still request an STD check. Here for good time not a long time

Jess is hangi pants

by monsterq December 11, 2021

Hangi pants

A person who likes to get acquainted with many people. Have protection. They are there for a short time, not a long time

Jess is a hangi pants

by monsterq December 11, 2021

Sock through the pant leg

Something so outta pocket you could pull your sock up through your pant leg

Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 11, 2021