David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

janisa ka brother is david

a person named janisa jiska brother is david

who is janisa brother
janisa ka brother is david is sigma male

by karthikNM January 8, 2023

Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around

“Davide tackle Shanuk”

by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023