Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

JAKE

Take

JAKE Means Take

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. March 12, 2024

Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER

He is such a Jake Furry

by Qoo123 March 16, 2024

A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.

"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"

by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021