The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
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The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
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Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!
Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023
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Get the Tea mug.a very very very intelligent person, knows how to use her words without hurting someone, has a cute laugh, sometimes she forgets her worth and cares more about others than herself, the person you want to be with, trustworthy, accepting and respecting her friends, so a süße,
does something cute unexpected (that mean you should schätzen it)
does something cute unexpected (that mean you should schätzen it)
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