When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Into a “mushroom”)
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
Get the Brain Mushroomed mug.Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.
I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.
by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021
Get the Gonzo Brain mug.A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
Get the Brain mug.To completely space out and lose yourself mentally in a fictional scenario, plot or thought. The source of the thoughts can either be internal or external, such as a movie plot or just a conversation about a certain topic.
Multiple people people can be affected by arc brain together if they mindlessly continue rabbling, spouting coherent nonsense but yet still understanding one another, somehow sticking to the original topic.
An example of this phenomena could be when you watch a film with a friend and you notice that one of you have been staring into the void, sitting completely still and silent. Then suddenly that person presents a sub plot about something unimportant or an extremely detailed analysis of something completely irrelevant to the film.
Arc brain commonly happens while under the influence of marijuana.
Multiple people people can be affected by arc brain together if they mindlessly continue rabbling, spouting coherent nonsense but yet still understanding one another, somehow sticking to the original topic.
An example of this phenomena could be when you watch a film with a friend and you notice that one of you have been staring into the void, sitting completely still and silent. Then suddenly that person presents a sub plot about something unimportant or an extremely detailed analysis of something completely irrelevant to the film.
Arc brain commonly happens while under the influence of marijuana.
While watching Encanto, "How do you think the villages local economy is affected by the loss of the madrigal family's magical power?"
"Sheesh man I don't know. Solid arc brain though."
"Sheesh man I don't know. Solid arc brain though."
by Trumor and Mentis January 29, 2022
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A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"
Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
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