Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

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pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist

bob gray a man who loves fucking kids formally known as pennywise used to be called pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist he has a knack for kidnapping kids and skinning them before injecting his clown dick inside them

duck and cover kiddos *unzips pants and claps kids*
AHHHH ITS PENNYWISE THE DANCING CHILD MOLESTING RAPIST

HEHEHEHEH LET ME RAPE YOU pennywise the child molesting rapist proceeded to skin them and do what ykw look in the first bit of this stupid fucking definition

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 9, 2025

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Lapp dance

n. Exuberant robust freeform body movements displayed by the Sami, the indigenous people of Finland, when they celebrate a wedding, commemorate the death of a loved one, or when their country enjoys a rare international victory in a sport that inevitably involves frozen water in one form or another.

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Coming you to the club house tonight for the match watching? Plenty of reindeer stuffed busty blausen lady folk and a gooden chancen of a Lapp dance.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2026

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Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.

eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there

by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

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