Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021

Apples

a fruit which is red :/

Apples am I right

by the only true Descendants fan June 28, 2021

Apple Juice

whoever likes apple juice has a piss kink

ew you have a piss kink.. u like apple juice

by antipisskinkclub July 1, 2021

Apple juice

Apple juice is something better then orange juice!

person 1: What's the best juice?
person 2: Apple juice, of course!

by jzlia July 7, 2021

Argentinian asshole apple

an apple out of an Argentinian's ass

Guy 1: dude, I ate this apple and it tasted like shit
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty

by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026

Can’t Stand an Apple

A phrase used when someone says a confusing word or phrase you don’t understand.

“Have you ever heard of Constantinople?”
“Can’t Stand an apple bro.”

by insidejoke January 17, 2026