jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022

Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

by cvttheworld September 14, 2022

Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.

They’re being a real pistol pants!

by Mamagoose September 15, 2022

Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public

Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.

by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022