baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.

Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.

by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019

Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

by Commander Benefits September 5, 2019

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 June 7, 2018

fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

by Smatus June 10, 2018