Zezos egg

The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.

The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.

by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024

egg blinker

A dab pen method known as the "egg blinker" is demonstrated in a video shared by @448smokes. It requires rapidly hitting the pen 5 times one after the other (start with one 5 sec hit then 4 sec hits the rest of the way) then hold the combination in for eight seconds. "Egg" describes the sensation that the smoker experiences in their throat. It will feel as though they have an egg in their throat.

Normal blinkers aren't doing the trick? Try an egg blinker!

by Stitchface1 May 25, 2024

egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat

dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker

by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Egg

A white person who acts Asian. White on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Eric is really good at math and a bad driver, he must be an egg.

by Roseman223 November 28, 2021

Fruity egg

This is a term where you like two guys. The girls will use this when they don’t want to admit they like two guys in front of other guys so guys don’t think ur w player. This word is used for being a hoe on the low.

Friend 1: Hey so you know about how I have a fruity egg problem I talked to one egg yesterday without the other knowing
Friend 2: Ohhhhh way to be a fruity egg

by anonymous November 29, 2021