monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette

Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life

by Unkown............ September 28, 2017

monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017

cush monkey

When a monkey runs an steals your Cush

That monkey just took my Cush he’s a Cush monkey

by Offff god October 20, 2017

air monkey

A fucking dry ass fart.

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"

by Air Monkey October 17, 2017

monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS

yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017